Category Archives: animal totems

When a married ex-coworker from another life texts me, “I was thinking about you.” I sat up in bed, marked my page and closed the book to think what could possibly be my most unsexy response back to stop him on his tracks. He always thinks this is my first fucking rodeo though I’ve outsmartedContinue reading “I am Roadrunner and you are Rattlesnake; I’ll fuck you up.”